“To flourish in the face of absurdity we have to become absurd ourselves.” –Albert Camus
A friend called, waking me from an afternoon siesta, and asked me if I wanted to go to a “saloon” to watch the game. This place looked like something straight out of the 19th century and had a Saints helmet on the roof which was essentially the husk of a VW bug painted gold with the famous fleur-de-lis added. We grabbed a few beers (noting the interesting bouquet of Pine-Sol and urinal cakes) and watched the end of the game in which the house favorite lost to their rivals, the Atlanta Falcons.
The clientele was already drunk so they drowned their disappointment on the dance floor, twisting, jerking, and swerving like intoxicated apes and spilling a bit of their drinks with every random undulation. A woman walked up to me and pointed an extended claw in the general direction of the cigarette machine, her perfume so dense it was making me dizzy. I had no idea what she was saying (cajun accent) but nodded my head and that seemed to pacify her for the moment as she smiled and pirouetted back to the now booze-slicked dance floor.
The Horns dominated the Cards in the game I popped in to watch as Kyren Williams gave me Todd Gurley flashbacks and gained more yards than the entire Arizona team after 3 quarters. The young man from the Catholic school with the Golden Dome ran with a perfect balance of grace, power, and violence and paced the team with 204 total yards and 2 touchdowns. Matthew Stafford absolutely owns the team from the desert with a 5-1 record and had obviously bathed in the fountain of youth before the contest. The good guys win 37-14.
As the game was coming to a close a clearly intoxicated woman asked me to dance, and I tend to follow the momentum of poor choices, so I agreed. She was an old-school scumbag in a way that she’s never had an e-mail address and she yearns for the original recipe for meth. We danced and slipped to “Hot Blooded” by Foreigner as my friend laughed uncontrollably in my peripheral vision. Of course, the Rams shirt I was wearing didn’t escape unscathed by the random and ongoing dance floor drink spillage as I disappeared into the sea of baseball caps advertising beer or heavy equipment.
We pulled out of the gravel parking lot in an area of town that had never even heard of the term gentrification, where the structures knew only a world of beige, rust, and shit-brown. There were two guys smoking cigarettes, wearing cowboy hats and matching flannels arguing about their favorite truck manufacturer.
“I’m sorry, man. I guess I expected that place to be something different.”
“Are you kidding me, I loved that place!”